What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Nevadans

I am quite sure this is one of those forwarded emails that you modify to fit your state, but this one was just way too true and made me laugh.

• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nevada.
• If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nevada.
• If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Nevada.
• If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Nevada.
• If you measure distance in hours, you live in Nevada.
• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Nevada.
• If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in Nevada.
• If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Nevada.
• If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Nevada.
• If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Nevada.
• If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Nevada.
• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Nevada.
• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Nevada.
• If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in Nevada.