tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31527843.post1071017708151914946..comments2023-10-22T08:49:22.948-07:00Comments on Minya Monster: The funniest thing I've seen in a really long timeMinyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343979189067347752noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31527843.post-40177704689739187832008-12-19T20:22:00.000-08:002008-12-19T20:22:00.000-08:00I'm the mother flippin' RhymenocerousMy beats are ...I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous<BR/>My beats are fly and the birds are on my back<BR/>And I'm horny<BR/>I'm horny<BR/>If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede<BR/>Cos I hit you with my flow<BR/>The Wild Rhino Stampede.<BR/>I'm not just wild, I'm trained,<BR/>Domesticated<BR/>I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated<BR/>And subsequently procreated<BR/>That's how it goes<BR/>Here's the Hiphopopotamus<BR/>The hip hop hippo<BR/>They call me the Hiphopopotamus<BR/>My lyrics are bottomless<BR/>They call me the Hiphopopotamus<BR/>Flows that glow like phosphorous<BR/>Poppin' off the top of this esophagus<BR/>Rockin' this metropolis<BR/>I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal<BR/>Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?<BR/>Did Steve tell you that, perchance?<BR/>Steve.<BR/>My rhymes and records they don't get played<BR/>Because my records and rhymes they don't get made<BR/>And if you rap like me you don't get paid<BR/>And if you roll like me you don't get laid.<BR/>My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment<BR/>I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant<BR/>Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist<BR/>But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.<BR/>Other rappers dis me<BR/>Say my rhymes are sissy.<BR/>Why? Why? Why?<BR/>What?<BR/>Why exactly?<BR/>What? Why?<BR/>Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?<BR/>Why?<BR/>Why, because I rap about reality?<BR/>Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?<BR/>There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.<BR/>Hey! Ho!<BR/>I'm the motherflippin'<BR/>I'm the motherflippin'<BR/>I'm the motherflippin'<BR/>Who's the motherflippin?<BR/>I'm the motherflippin'<BR/>I'm the motherflippin'<BR/>I'm the motherflippin'<BR/>Motherflippin'Minyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08343979189067347752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31527843.post-23104932793950585252008-12-19T20:03:00.000-08:002008-12-19T20:03:00.000-08:00Those two are completely nuts - we watched a coupl...Those two are completely nuts - we watched a couple of episodes. Of your four videos, I vote #4. I mean, how can you do better than "You're so beautiful, you could be a part-time model?" BTW, there's a huge black dog in the middle of our living room. Part-time model?Sharonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06432035940956042729noreply@blogger.com